While we would love to kick some mirrors in and slash some droplets.
Alas, management would not be pleased with such hijinks.
Instead, with excitement constrained we are annoucing our latest event.

Starting from April 15 through April 22nd, for 7 days only.
Free standard shipping for purchases of $500.00 or above with a shipping destination with in the United States.
Yes, the love goes out to Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico too!

Here's the fine print:
Free shipping applies only to United States terriories from our web-shop only.
Manditory shipping insurance fees does applies, and may not be combined with other offers and discounts.
Special orders, and expedited services are not qualified under this special program.
Yes, reservation items do qualify!